Federal Prison Scores Windfall Profit
270 Illegal Immigrants formerly termed ‘illegal Aliens,’ a term now reserved for visiting life forms, have been sent to Federal prison in leu of rapid deportation. This move on the part of the Bush administration is an effort to bilk more money from tax payers to pay for the rising cost of Government, and vacation homes of key Government officials.
The convicted immigrants were among 389 workers detained at the Agriprocessors Inc. plant in nearby Postville in a raid that federal officials called the largest criminal enforcement operation ever carried out by immigration authorities at a workplace…. EVER!
Matt M. Dummermuth, the United States attorney for northern Iowa oversaw the prosecutions, and called the operation an “astonishing success.” Maybe due to the fact that the each prisoner incarcerated will cost in excess of 1 million dollars to handle, netting the prison approximately 250 million dollars after pay outs and under the table exchanges. Not bad for a day’s pay in the midwest.
Good going boys… keep up the good work! And, thanks for the additional taxes that will follow!!!
WooF!
- Buster














May 25th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
For every esse they catch, 10 more are waiting to cross the Rio Grande. My people cannot be denied. Yo Homes, good luck mang, we be like cucarachas. You can’t catch us all!
Vamanos, cos, I think I see San Diego.