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LOMR seeks HCWBT at Rocklahoma

July 14th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Classifieds

Lots of Mud and Rain seeks Hot Chicks Wearing Bikini Tops at Rocklahoma.

CRLL seeks BFSM

May 15th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Classifieds

Chris Robinson look alike (CRLL) seeks Big Fat Sexy Mama (BFSM) to satisfy his big infatuation with the full figured ladies. Tequila shots are on the bar waiting 4 U. Goddamn!

SSSRB seeks SSTB for ass B4ILOT

May 5th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Classifieds, General Misinformation

Single semi successful rocker boy (SSSRB) seeks single semi tall biach (SSTB) for ass (ass) before i leave on tour (B4ILOT) Meet me at the pizza shop for a slice to discuss over tequila shots.

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ORD seeks PYT for season 3

April 20th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Classifieds

Old Rocker Dude (ORD) seeks Pretty Young Things (PYT) for season three of my scam tv series for me (ORD) to get more ass (ASS) . Must like old guys, as old as your dad, and not mind fake hair pieces made from the finest human hair found at a discount over seas joint. Also must not mind 100 or so hair extension things that you will feel when you run your hands through my hair. RAWK!!

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SSBD seeks THB 4 walks in park

April 19th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Classifieds

Single small black dog (SSBD) seeks tall hot bitch for meaningful walks through park, long enough for me to do what i need to without feeling rushed. Phone calls to Germany and texting during our encounter is cool, but dont be jerkin my leash when I’m smellin’ something or you see my leg up K?

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