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Obama -n- Diddy in Theaters in 09

It all became so clear to me how skewed the NY Times is with regard to Obama when I glanced at the article tools. The article tools are what lets you save an article or email it to someone or share it… digg it etc.

I thought, wow… the article tools sponsor box looks familiar some how. So i direct my eyeballs up a little ways to see the picture of the Obama rally, and see the signs from the crowd. You know, the blue signs that read ‘Change we can believe in.’

Well, when you compare those signs to the sponsor box.. which reads ‘Notorious in theaters 09′.. YOU MIGHT NOTICE A SIMILARITY! That being that BOTH SIGNS ARE BLUE WITH WHITE LETTERING.

It is so subdued that I pretty much missed it all along, until i saw the pictures. But there it is ….Notorious. I thought, hmmm that sounds like something Puffy would be working on. So, I click on the mini banner to see. BINGO!!! There is DIDDY sittin’ pretty in a studio giving an interview about his movie which is about what else but he and NOTORIOUS BIG. Talk about milking the shit out of your dead friend!

Faith Evans and Lil Kim would have been quite content if his memory had been allowed to rest respectfully.

BUT NOOOOOO… It is yet again time to put the ole boy back to work AGAIN!

Now, not only is BIG helping Diddy make mo’ money, but he is helping Barrack Obama. And Diddy is backing the NY TImes! NO WONDER they are ditching Hillary’s gains over Obama’s.

The best part is this is, DIDDY is using OBAMA to promote himself and his movie. It is what he ALWAYS does, and always did to get ahead. Senator Obama should be grateful to have such a self centered genius in his corner.

HAHA. Go DIDDY!! or is it Go Daddy? The banner should read…

‘More Of The Same As Usual - Believe it!’

WooF!

- Buster Boy

Digging to start at Manson ranch

Investigators are set to begin digging Marilyn Manson’s ranch. Twenty CSI investigators will begin putting links from Manson’s website onto the popular social news site, digg.com. Kevin Rose, creator of digg.com, says that the site is prepared for the additional traffic and due to its neutral nature, he welcomes “any freaky posting, ’cause thats how I roll”.

Manson gained notoriety following his Mechanical Animals album cover when he showed off his rack, making millions of straight guys questions their sexuality. When asked why he chose to expose himself. Manson replied, “I used to strap them down, but now I feel that if God gave me boobies, I should be proud of them”.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/05/20/manson.ranch.ap/index.html

Woody Alien at Cannes

Woody Alien’s latest film captures an American Fantasy. A romantic encounter with 2 women. The scenario slips below the fantasy threshold when you add an Alien.

When asked, Alien told reporters it is ‘hard enough to get one person.’ What the hell does that mean? Get them to WHAT? Go for a ride on your space ship?

In most situations.. or shall we say close encounters of the third kind, ‘two tends to make it more complicated than one’ said Alien. Well put! One might surmise this a truth if you are human. But if you are ALIEN it is more likely problem solved.

Wonders never cease.

So, what do you do if you are Alien and want 2 young chicks for the price of one??? MAKE A MOVIE and tell the girls it’s gonna debut at Cannes!

Pure Genius, Pure Alien

Woofsome,

- Buster

Brangelina Expecting Twins - Giving Them Up For Adoption

Cannes, France - On a press tour to promote her new Dreamworks animated film, “Kung Fu Panda,” Angelina Jolie confirmed that she and husband, mega-hunk Brad Pitt, are indeed having twins, but they’ve decided not to keep them. “We’re really over the whole child-rearing thing. We thought twins would be fun, but then J-Lo and Marc beat us to it, so we’re giving them away and going green instead. Alternative fuel offspring. It’s going to save the planet.” Asked to elaborate, Jolie puffed out her lips and purred.

Dear Metallica - by Dave Grohl

“Dear Metallica:

Hey, it’s Dave! Remember me? Yeah, I’m the guy that’s been listening to your band faithfully since 1983. I bought your first album ‘Kill ‘Em All’ from a mailorder catalog called Under the Rainbow, I think. Actually I can’t remember. It was 1983 for Christsakes! But that album changed my life and I’ve been listening to your albums ever since (even ‘St Anger’!).

I can’t wait to hear the new shit, and no matter what you guys do I’ll always be first one at the shop waiting to hear it. I’m sure you’ll come out and blow everybody’s fuckin’ minds, because you’re fuckin’ METALLICA!

Good luck. And don’t release it until it’s kick-ass.

Yours, Dave Grohl.

P.S. Are you finished recording the drums yet?”

Barbara Couger Walters

UGH.. first Jimmy Hendrix.. now Barbara Walters. When will the gloating end! No one cares who you are fuc*ing, and no one wants to see it! Unless of course there are some choice angles.

Star Jones… now hotter and thinner than Oprah (relatively speaking), is not happy with being mentioned in Walter’s memoir book ‘ Audition.’ Wawa claims she was forced to cover up Star’s gastric bypass surgery. Nothing to be ashamed of… bitch looks good now! Almost doable ya know? Coupla glasses of thug passion, and shit be lookin right! So, stop complaining woman and roll ovah!

Anyway…Star also thinks it sad that Walters, ‘in the sunset of her life,’ has revealed her wild adulteress ways to the public. All I can say is, ya just never know do you. I think the mistake she made was more in who she was banging rather that the fact she did it. Too bad it wasn’t Robert Plant or Paul McCartney. That would be some good dirt. But some crusty old Senator? Who gives a flying frack?? ( Battle Star lingo for you geeks)

But like everyone .. the Cougar needs m-o-n-e-y… got to sell those books! I sheepishly must admit, I have my fingers crossed that they made a hi8 movie or maybe slides of the affair so I can add it to my porn collection of ‘old or dead’ famous people. I have a space ready. Gonna put it right next to my copy of the Hendrix sex tape……. yes yes YES YESSSSS!!!

WOOF!

bUstER

Hooker claimes she got f*cked

High priced skank-cum-governor-slayer, Alexandra Dupre sues Joe Francis the owner/creator of the Girls Gone Wild nature documentary for $10 Million. She claimed that her innocence was wronged when Joe gave her beer and asked her to show him her 17 year old breasts.

Dupre took down the Governor and ex-State Attorney of New York, Elliot Spitzer, when FBI sting revealed that the governor has been over-paying Dupre for a little after-school tutoring. Dupre’s myspace profile says that she is an aspiring singer, loves her brother, and enjoys screwing governors on the weekends.

Dupre’s lawyer, Richard C. Scumbag, asserts that his client, the precious innocent angel was 17, and incompetent, therefore her signed release for GGW would “hold as much water as my client’s crotchless panties”.

The suit comes after Francis pulled out his interest in porking over $1 Million for some beaver shots when Francis discovered that he already pwned her photos from an earlier GGW taping.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/04/28/call.girl.lawsuit/index.html

Hannah Montana Goes Against Disney’s Plan-a

Posing wrapped in a satin bedsheet is nothing new for most Americans who surf the web for crotch shots of their favorite female tennis and gold athletes daily, but when the girl who reportedly makes One Million USD per week shows up in the pages of a porn magazine like Vanity Fair, that catches the ire of porn-surfing parents everywhere.

Miley Cyrus, daughter of one-hit wonder Billy-Ray Cyrus has left Disney Media with an Achy Breaky News Flareup as, in a Vanity Fair photo shoot, she shows her unclothed back. Christian parents across America who tune in every Saturday morning for Montana’s TV show are now horrified.

Walt Gump, a coal miner and internet entrepreneur, was shocked to find his daughter’s idol on a website called “Dirty Teens”. “I usually go there to read the articles and look at ads. I’m not dirty or nuthin. But when I saw her looking back at me with no clothes on…I mean, I’m sure under those sheets there’s nothing, I thought, ‘what is my daughter doing watching this tramp’?” Walt then explained how the shots of Anna Kournakova, in contrast, are tasteful pictures of her cotton underwear as she runs to make an overhand smash are taken by the paperazzi and not consentual.

“When someone like her or Mia Hamm are in a photo like that, it’s not like they did it purposely. It’s just the media taking advantage. Not that I look at those. I was trying to punch the monkey and win a prize on that site.”

Miley apologized to her fans saying that she didn’t mean to upset the gentle, two-faced nature of America’s WASP population. “I really should have just done the first photo, which was me in a burka with my head covered…but my dad [Billy-Ray] said it might seem like I was some Mid-East supporting anti-American.”

Copies of Hannah Montana show photos with up-skirt photos of her during a show can be seen on any site that Walt frequents, or sometimes on TMZ.com. Check out http://www.lazygirls.info/Miley_Cyrus for something REALLY outrageous. Namely…the double standard.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20195785,00.html

Bobby action toward Amy Winehouse illogical says father

Amy Winehouse was surrounded by paparazzi when she showed up for questioning at Kentish Town Police Station. She was being questioned about claims that she head-butted a couple of people last night.

Why wont you just leave her alone! Leave Amy Whinehouse alone now! I mean it!

Amy’s father when asked about her trip “downtown” responded, “I do not see the logic this course of action.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7367967.stm

Always Bet On Black, Not To Pay Taxes: Snipes Gets 3 Years

Actor, Motorcycle Affecanado and High-Speed-Cop-Punkin’ actor, Wesley Snipes, was sentenced today in a federal court to a two year and ten month prison term for tax evasion and two months for doing the third movie of the Blade series.

“Never before have I seen such blatant bad acting and poor performance art as when my 11 year old son forced me to watch, and subsequently purchase, Blade Trinity,” said Judge William Terrel Hodges.  “This, coupled with the fact that you willfully neglected to pay taxes on such a piece of crap movie leaves me no choice but to sentence you to three years of imprisonment.”

Sniped stood silent, except for occasionally rattling off some of his famous quotes from blockbuster hits such as Passenger 57, Demolition Man, White Men Can’t Jump and To Wong Foo.    At one point, he blurted out, “I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes,” a quote from his movie Major League.

As Snipes exited the courtroom, the prosecuting attorney asked for an autograph on a Blade Trinity DVD.  A flattered Snipes asked what the lawyer would do with this new keepsake.  “I’m going to put it on Ebay and make $20.”

“Don’t forget to pay taxes on that,” Snipes said as he was cuffed and put in the back of a squadcar for his ride to Club Fed.  Look for Blade: Shanked coming soon to a supermarket checkout counter DVD rack near you.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hqRdIQN43C8lgKXjzAris2-Xu0YAD908J6400