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Obama -n- Diddy in Theaters in 09

It all became so clear to me how skewed the NY Times is with regard to Obama when I glanced at the article tools. The article tools are what lets you save an article or email it to someone or share it… digg it etc.

I thought, wow… the article tools sponsor box looks familiar some how. So i direct my eyeballs up a little ways to see the picture of the Obama rally, and see the signs from the crowd. You know, the blue signs that read ‘Change we can believe in.’

Well, when you compare those signs to the sponsor box.. which reads ‘Notorious in theaters 09′.. YOU MIGHT NOTICE A SIMILARITY! That being that BOTH SIGNS ARE BLUE WITH WHITE LETTERING.

It is so subdued that I pretty much missed it all along, until i saw the pictures. But there it is ….Notorious. I thought, hmmm that sounds like something Puffy would be working on. So, I click on the mini banner to see. BINGO!!! There is DIDDY sittin’ pretty in a studio giving an interview about his movie which is about what else but he and NOTORIOUS BIG. Talk about milking the shit out of your dead friend!

Faith Evans and Lil Kim would have been quite content if his memory had been allowed to rest respectfully.

BUT NOOOOOO… It is yet again time to put the ole boy back to work AGAIN!

Now, not only is BIG helping Diddy make mo’ money, but he is helping Barrack Obama. And Diddy is backing the NY TImes! NO WONDER they are ditching Hillary’s gains over Obama’s.

The best part is this is, DIDDY is using OBAMA to promote himself and his movie. It is what he ALWAYS does, and always did to get ahead. Senator Obama should be grateful to have such a self centered genius in his corner.

HAHA. Go DIDDY!! or is it Go Daddy? The banner should read…

‘More Of The Same As Usual - Believe it!’

WooF!

- Buster Boy

Reporter Pwned!

Edwards, Obama, McCain, Clinton

I’d like to personally thank all the web bots, Obama, McCain, Clinton, Edwards, for lifting material from news dot poptoast dot com. There is nothing more heart warming than reading things we have written on someone else’s site. Ya’ll come back now, ya hear? WooF! ….Busta

PS… shout out to Obama, and Clinton

Edwards flips support to Obama

John Edwards, who departed the presidential race in January recently bestowed (aka sold) his support from 19 Super Delegates to Money Tycoon Barack Obama for an undisclosed figure.

The 19 Super Delegates were in shock when they realized that their support pledge was shrouded in a Key Man Clause. “Nothing can be done about it now, we are screwed.” Said one of the Delegates. “Chances are, we won’t get a taste either. Next election will be another story, if our great nation survives the next 4 years.”

Reps. James McDermott of Washington says “I believe now is the time to unite behind Barack Obama so we can be in the strongest place possible to win in November,”

Mr McDermott recently opened a bank account in Argentina.

WooF!

- Busta

Polar Bear Listed As Engangered, Kempthorne Count Now At One

For years, the melting of the polar ice caps has been a hot topic to debate when discussing what it really all means. This finally became evident this week when the Polar Bear was named a protected species by the United States Interior Secretary, Dirk Kempthorne.

Kempthorne has been the father of…well…one endangered species acceptance. In his tenure, he has been charged with having the worst Interior Secretary record since James “Trees are for Sissys” Watt in the 1980’s. True to form, this Interior Secretary was hand-selected by George W. Bush in 2006 after his former Interior Secretary was chased from office in the wake of the Jack Abramoff scandal.

When asked why the Polar Bear was chosen, Kempthorne was quick to remind people of his love for bears by pulling out some family photos of his hunting room. “See, this is an actual Polar Bear pelt rug. I love Polar Bear, but I really just love bears period. Look around that room…there’s at least 12 heads on the wall. My favorite is that little cub that I snuck up on and choked with piano wire.”

Environmentally, the Polar Bear was chosen as its current hunting ground continues to melt away until there will be no more areas for it to hunt. At that point, the Polar Bear will probably migrate south to Alabama where it will start to hunt and kill Christian babies…something surely near and dear to George Bush’s heart.

Bush made a brief statement: “Look. I understand the fear you all have. I don’t want no bears to come down to Texas and eat our children. I feel this act will help keep the bearrorists [bear terrorists] away from our homeland; make America more secure. I am, however, issuing a code orange alert on Polar Bears until we are able to extract more oil out of the Arctic. May the lord bless America, and keep us free from bears.”

At that moment, one member of the press (Stephen Colbert) openly wept and applauded.

http://www.kval.com/news/national/18944164.html

Kilpatrick ROCK City

Detroit City Council is pressing the Governor Granholm of Michigan to remove Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick from office. The Council has passed a resolution ( 5 - 4 ) to remove the Mayor due to his inappropriate conduct. Mr. Kilpatrick admitted to having an affair with his Chief of “Staff” Christine Beatty.

Investigators discovered evidence of the extramarital in a cell phone provided to Ms. Beatty by the City. Mayor Kilpatrick sent hundreds of text messages to Ms. Beatty detailing their affair and planning trysts at the local Motel 6. Court documents filed by the investigators included some of the following juicy exchange:

MK - “Baby, could you bring Chinese food?”
CB - “Sure, what would you like?”
MK - “Some Kong Pao Chicken. Get chopsticks too”
CB - “Do you want it spicy?”
MK - “You know I like it spicy, LOL”
CB - “Yeah, I know. LMAO. You want the light soy sauce or regular?”
MK - “Skip the soy, gimme the duck sauce. BTW extra rice”

When investigators decrypted the messages, Mayor Kilpatrick fired the three officers in charge of the investigation. The officers immediately called 1800-LAWYERS and filed a wrongful termination suit. They claimed Mayor Kilpatrick tried to cover up the affair by firing the officers. The plaintiffs cited a text message sent by Mayor Kilpatrick:

“Baby, I’m going to cover up this investigation by firing the officers”

In court, the Mayor defended the text message and said that it was taken completely out of context. The city settled the case with the three officers for $8.4 million dollars worth of crack cocaine from Detroit’s police station evidence stash.

Mayor Kilpatrick vowed to stay in office, proclaiming that the council was only after him because of their racial bias. He called the council a “Lynch Mob” and believed that he came under attack because he is Irish. At a recent press conference Mr Kilpatrick accused the media of prejudice, claiming “They’re just after me lucky charms!”

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/14/us/14detroit.html?ref=us

Clinton Wins West Virginia: Promises Teeth and Indoor Plumbing

Another election year non-shocker occurred this week as Hillary Clinton ran away with the West Virginia primary and picked up another 28 delegates on the march to the Super Delegate race. West Virginia, best known for its thriving coal mining industry, failing dental industry and general love for all things white is considered by most to be pomp and circumstance in an ongoing democratic primary.

“We know two things here in West Virginia: Good, clean, wholesome candidates and how to pull out our own rotting teeth with a doorknob,” said third-generation WV resident Billy Bob Claynton. “How anyone can even think of voting for that Muslim, colored man is just unamerican.”

Clinton stood strong on the steps of a Sago coal mine as she made her victory speech right before the voting even started. “Who are we fooling here? This is like a jew running for governor of Palestine! There’s no way I could lose this unless I change races…and I don’t mean running for the Republican Nomination.”

One black man who voted for Obama, who asked to remain nameless, was quoted as saying, “I really need to move to New Orleans.”

Obama and McCain Battle 4 Da Oval

Even before the The Democratic nomination resolves, Barack Obama and John McCain are both focusing on independent voters, Latinas, and Milfs, but also are trying to make moves as if they were President.

Both senators have planned trips to visit the troops overseas, as well as meetings with foreign leaders abroad in an effort to show who is really the man. Oddly, both have attempted to charter Air Force One, but have met with unwavering resistance from President George Bush Jr. who is still the President, and is currently using the plane.

This minor setback has merely started a new competition as both moguls are in a race to have their own Air Force Ones built. Obama has commissioned Boeing to construct his new Republican intimidation toy. The exterior boasts a very odd Green/Gold/Red color scheme. McCain is going with military favorite Lockheed. Mcain’s AF1 has a little surprise mounted in the aft tail section, a remote controlled turret which can be operated from his pocket Wii. KAA BLAMM!

If you didn’t already think they are reading each others minds, both senators have also attempted to schedule State of The Union addresses, but networks are wisely holding on to their current program schedules until the elections are over.

Get a grip lads, Geeesh!

BUster YArnsley

Obama scores a nano victory…*yawn*

Once again, The Press is playing its role in dividing the unified (women) and swaying the impressionable.

The Associated Press writes that Obama has ‘erased Clinton’s lead’ in the Super Delegate battle. That would be a plausible reality if you had no understanding of the Democratic nomination process, or ratios.

The fact is, the Democratic nomination process awards votes to the losers as well as the winners state by state. A lot of Obama’s votes are loss counts from Hillary’s wins.

Obama has pledges from 275 Super Delegates. Clinton has 271.5. That is slightly less than a one percent lead. Hard to imagine that a LESS THAN ONE PERCENT LEAD (.987272727273) is being trumpeted as any kind of victory. I suppose it is if you are a con artist, and bank on blind acceptance of propaganda. What do you expect. We are dealing with Politicians, and biased reporting from the media.

Ever wonder why ‘things suck’ sometimes? All the de-regulation of this, that etc….adds up! Do Gas Prices concern you? Price of medicine and health care? Your job? Foreign policies? To all you recently awakened voters, kudos for stepping up… BUT… pay close attention to what is happening here, lest ye have a shallow victory.

- Buster

Hillary Squeeks a Racial Flatus!

Hillary makes the first racial blunder stating that Barack Obama will have a hard time winning support from white voters, and gets labeled by the New York Post as ‘dropping a Racial Bomb’ and ‘playing the Race Card.’ Nigga please! Keep it real for God sakes! All the woman did was call a spade a spade. <--- borderline racial bomb

Lets put things in perspective shall we? Hillary’s statement is more like a fart than a BOMB! Thanks to the press, this is stirring up the natives. <---- racial pocket knife.

How could anyone fault Hill for being honest when Obama and his supporters are literally doing worse? The backlash is only helping Barack-ak-ak-ak… you aught-a know by now.

Pissa

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