The Italian daily newspaper Corriere della Sera, writes that the film was screened at a Naples prison, where inmates recognized one of their own among the film’s cast.
The film also debuted at the Cannes film festival, but people are a little more bright there, as you might guess, and kept their mouths shut.

The actor, credited in the film as Gio_ _ _ _o Ven_ _a, is reported to be a wanted criminal with a passion for acting.

Police said they easily tracked him down and that “We would have never known
V_ _osa was who we were looking for if he had not been recognized by the inmates who saw the film.”

A spokesman for the Carabinieri in Naples couldn’t seem to remember which crime the actor had been accused of in real life, but for some reason there is now a hit on the prisoners who ratted out the actor.

The director of the film could not be reached for this article. But then again we didn’t try too hard.

- B_ ster B_y

Commission officials and industry lawyers said they did not expect complete the deal before July, a year and a half after the two companies prematurely announced it.

After the Justice Department’s antitrust division approved the merger proposal last March, the widespread expectation was that the F.C.C. would also clear it.

Having one Satellite Radio could pave the way for other consolidations.

Next on the list of mergers is Religion, Political Parties, Television, and Printed media, and the automotive industry. Maybe, if we are lucky, we will have one God, one car, one TV station, and a King to run our nation proper.

I await with anticipation whilst looking for property in Italy.

WOOF!

Buster

“I believe I speak for all cows cloned from my right hoof when I say that J.R. was a saint of a man,” said Clone Cow #41829. “Were it not for him, we all might not even exist. Except for Clone #41899 who is a little weird with only three hooves and a pig face.”

Simplot made his fortune by creating certified potato seed and harvesting “Idaho Famous Potatoes” back in the 1930’s to 1940’s. From there, he became a supplier of frozen potatoes and fries for the McDonalds Corporation where he brought happiness and starch to the masses around the world.

Oddly, those close to him claim that he tried his cloning techniques on himself and wonder if this death is of the real J.R. Simplot or a second or third version that he created of himself. In Tzurumútaro, Mexico there are rumors that a failed self-cloning event created the goat-blood-drinking chupacabra in the 1980’s, shortly after Simplot invested in Micron.

Hector Gomez, a resident of Tzurumútaro, was translated as saying, “Late at night, on the evening of my father’s birthday, we heard a terrible cry from our goat pen. When we went out, there was a strange creature with the body of a cow, the hands made of potatoes, and the face of an old man who was rich.”

Some nights, Gomez still hears the howls of the Simplot-cabra from outside his window with a deep fryer in the background sizzling his potato hands. Best to you, Mr. Simplot…if you are indeed dead.

http://www.forbes.com/facesinthenews/2008/05/26/simplot-micron-potato–face-markets-cx_mlm_0526autofacescan03.html

Similar to Wii Fit, Wii Fat will offer several sub games to play such as the Full Moon Pie, the Chocolate Lunge and the Scale Tilt. Wii Fit offers the Half Moon, Deep Lunge, and the Table Tilt, respectively.

“We are looking to cater not only to the small market of homemakers looking to become MILFs by using their children’s toys, but also the average every day American fat-ass game player,” Shigeru Miyamoto was quoted as saying. Miyamoto, the father of fat little Italian plumber Mario, is the creator of Wii Fit and Wii Fat. “The game will feature a balance seat cushion in lieu of a balance board. No need for the eater to stand up.”

Special unlocked games include challenging Takeru Kobayashi to hot dog eating contests and also Sonya Thomas to eating Chicken McNuggets. Rumors also abound for special discount coupons to buy products from the Frito-Lay, Nabisco and McDonalds food lines that are only available from Wii Fat.

“We look forward to revenge for Nagasaki…I mean a very good holiday season,” Miyamoto closed. Wii Fat is scheduled to be released just in time for Thanksgiving to capture the true nature of the holidays; namely, eating.

http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Wanting_A_Wii_Fit_Waiting_For_Restock_18063.html

Barry Goldstein, program manager for this Mars mission and obvious Jew was quoted as saying, “While it’s a great success that the spacecraft made it to the Martian surface, there were no immediate signs of an underground slum or air machines that would have kept people alive in such an underground environment. We are still hopeful to find, in deeper analysis of soil samples and arctic ice, Quato or Douglas Quaid. Also, I am a Jew. L’Chaim!”

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was quick to defend the mission. “It is true that part of the $65 million production cost of Total Recall involved flying us to Mars and making this underground city. I still cant believe that IMDB only ranks this Philip K. Dick story 57/100. Welcome to the party, Richter.”

Over the next weeks, soil samples will be collected by the Phoenix spacecraft and heated to 1800 degrees to perform spectrum-analysis of the soil samples for any signs of the building blocks of life, water that once was in liquid form, or anything left behind by Vilos Cohaagen.

“I am hopeful that this mission will find my missing 43 IMDB points,” the Governor of California mumbled before tearing off his shirt, flexing out his freakishly large body and running off with his masculine looking wife.

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j1hvRUNc9W-3lupLU6TLQtR0gdRAD90T05G00

The convicted immigrants were among 389 workers detained at the Agriprocessors Inc. plant in nearby Postville in a raid that federal officials called the largest criminal enforcement operation ever carried out by immigration authorities at a workplace…. EVER!

Matt M. Dummermuth, the United States attorney for northern Iowa oversaw the prosecutions, and called the operation an “astonishing success.” Maybe due to the fact that the each prisoner incarcerated will cost in excess of 1 million dollars to handle, netting the prison approximately 250 million dollars after pay outs and under the table exchanges. Not bad for a day’s pay in the midwest.

Good going boys… keep up the good work! And, thanks for the additional taxes that will follow!!!

WooF!

- Buster

“Look, I’m not going to say we’ll end the year at $150, but we’ll see it by the end of the year,” Pickens said.

Beck then removed one hand from masturbating under the table and dialed his stockbroker, buying oil futures.

See, the problem is not that Pickens said it’s going to happen; its the problem of lemmings. Unlike when Mr. Pickens predicted $85 per barrel oil and was laughed at, now people listen. They speculate based on his word, creating a frenzied buying spree of oil futures. A self fulfilling prophecy in the making, and you’ll be sure to pay at the pump…to the tune of $4.50 per gallon according to him.

The chairman of the board for BP Capital went on to suggest something outlandish: becoming energy independent. How novel…an oil man (he prefers that) suggesting going off oil. Incredible. Maybe we’re running the wrong guy for president here.

Autopsies reveal that death occurs when the victim’s head explodes while exiting the Apple Store, leaving a bloody neck stump crowned by a popped collar. CDC has been trying to contain preprocy with very little success. Some has compared this epidemic to the crack-cocaine problem in the late 80s. Government officials are trying to combat the preprocy problem by restricting the purchase of products from Old Navy.

Boston mayor Thahmas M. Mahnino “The summah season is usually our worst time of yeahr for preprocy. During the hahrsh Boston wintah, the residents usually put away the Birkenstocks and the Capri pants. Howevah, we hahve seen recent trends of people wearing socks with their Birkenstocks.” If CDC is not successful in finding the monkey that caused this outbreak, President Bush hinted at destroying the city using cruise missiles, saying “We will turn their desert into a sheet of glass, and the Bostonians will have to return to the days when they ride their camels to work in their oasis”.

I thought, wow… the article tools sponsor box looks familiar some how. So i direct my eyeballs up a little ways to see the picture of the Obama rally, and see the signs from the crowd. You know, the blue signs that read ‘Change we can believe in.’

Well, when you compare those signs to the sponsor box.. which reads ‘Notorious in theaters 09′.. YOU MIGHT NOTICE A SIMILARITY! That being that BOTH SIGNS ARE BLUE WITH WHITE LETTERING.

It is so subdued that I pretty much missed it all along, until i saw the pictures. But there it is ….Notorious. I thought, hmmm that sounds like something Puffy would be working on. So, I click on the mini banner to see. BINGO!!! There is DIDDY sittin’ pretty in a studio giving an interview about his movie which is about what else but he and NOTORIOUS BIG. Talk about milking the shit out of your dead friend!

Faith Evans and Lil Kim would have been quite content if his memory had been allowed to rest respectfully.

BUT NOOOOOO… It is yet again time to put the ole boy back to work AGAIN!

Now, not only is BIG helping Diddy make mo’ money, but he is helping Barrack Obama. And Diddy is backing the NY TImes! NO WONDER they are ditching Hillary’s gains over Obama’s.

The best part is this is, DIDDY is using OBAMA to promote himself and his movie. It is what he ALWAYS does, and always did to get ahead. Senator Obama should be grateful to have such a self centered genius in his corner.

HAHA. Go DIDDY!! or is it Go Daddy? The banner should read…

‘More Of The Same As Usual - Believe it!’

WooF!

- Buster Boy