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Federal Prison Scores Windfall Profit

270 Illegal Immigrants formerly termed ‘illegal Aliens,’ a term now reserved for visiting life forms, have been sent to Federal prison in leu of rapid deportation. This move on the part of the Bush administration is an effort to bilk more money from tax payers to pay for the rising cost of Government, and vacation homes of key Government officials.

The convicted immigrants were among 389 workers detained at the Agriprocessors Inc. plant in nearby Postville in a raid that federal officials called the largest criminal enforcement operation ever carried out by immigration authorities at a workplace…. EVER!

Matt M. Dummermuth, the United States attorney for northern Iowa oversaw the prosecutions, and called the operation an “astonishing success.” Maybe due to the fact that the each prisoner incarcerated will cost in excess of 1 million dollars to handle, netting the prison approximately 250 million dollars after pay outs and under the table exchanges. Not bad for a day’s pay in the midwest.

Good going boys… keep up the good work! And, thanks for the additional taxes that will follow!!!

WooF!

- Buster

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California Supreme Court overturns ban on Gay Marriage

California aka Californication has overturned the ban on Gay marriage. This is a big step forward for same sex marriage and giant leap toward reducing over population.

Jeanie Rizzo one of the plaintiffs said “This is a very historic day.”

The challenge for gay rights advocates is far from over. “We will not stop until everyone is gay.” said a guy “and we also will not rest until the word ‘gay’ no longer refers to being happy.”

Outside the courthouse, gay marriage supporters cheered, kissed and exchanged phone numbers. There were no children present.

The Pope could not be reached for comment.

- BUsteR

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Obama scores a nano victory…*yawn*

Once again, The Press is playing its role in dividing the unified (women) and swaying the impressionable.

The Associated Press writes that Obama has ‘erased Clinton’s lead’ in the Super Delegate battle. That would be a plausible reality if you had no understanding of the Democratic nomination process, or ratios.

The fact is, the Democratic nomination process awards votes to the losers as well as the winners state by state. A lot of Obama’s votes are loss counts from Hillary’s wins.

Obama has pledges from 275 Super Delegates. Clinton has 271.5. That is slightly less than a one percent lead. Hard to imagine that a LESS THAN ONE PERCENT LEAD (.987272727273) is being trumpeted as any kind of victory. I suppose it is if you are a con artist, and bank on blind acceptance of propaganda. What do you expect. We are dealing with Politicians, and biased reporting from the media.

Ever wonder why ‘things suck’ sometimes? All the de-regulation of this, that etc….adds up! Do Gas Prices concern you? Price of medicine and health care? Your job? Foreign policies? To all you recently awakened voters, kudos for stepping up… BUT… pay close attention to what is happening here, lest ye have a shallow victory.

- Buster

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SSSRB seeks SSTB for ass B4ILOT

Single semi successful rocker boy (SSSRB) seeks single semi tall biach (SSTB) for ass (ass) before i leave on tour (B4ILOT) Meet me at the pizza shop for a slice to discuss over tequila shots.

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Obama outraged by ex-lovers comments.

Democratic radical candidate, Barack Obama, popped mad shit Tuesday claiming he was allegedly outraged by his former pastor/ lover and publicly rejected the notion he secretly agrees with him in an attempt to carpetbag all the dopes who would buy the crap he is spewing.

Obama is seeking to tame the growing educated opinions over Ass Tap Rev. Jeremiah Wright and his remarks that only bear the burden of truth, but could undermine his campaign at a tough time. Awwwwww.

The greenhorn Illinois senator is trying to recover from his loss in Pennsylvania to rival Hillary Rodham Clinton by crying fowl, which is what some folks do when they lose fair and square, but can’t deal with it.

“I am outraged by the comments that were made and saddened by the spectacle that we saw yesterday,” said Obama to a group of loyal reporters who will no doubt repeat and magnify the whiney senators sentiments which will in turn fuel his loyal supporters into a riot fevered frenzy.

Start looking for indoor parking.

WooF!

Buster

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Hannah Montana Goes Against Disney’s Plan-a

Posing wrapped in a satin bedsheet is nothing new for most Americans who surf the web for crotch shots of their favorite female tennis and gold athletes daily, but when the girl who reportedly makes One Million USD per week shows up in the pages of a porn magazine like Vanity Fair, that catches the ire of porn-surfing parents everywhere.

Miley Cyrus, daughter of one-hit wonder Billy-Ray Cyrus has left Disney Media with an Achy Breaky News Flareup as, in a Vanity Fair photo shoot, she shows her unclothed back. Christian parents across America who tune in every Saturday morning for Montana’s TV show are now horrified.

Walt Gump, a coal miner and internet entrepreneur, was shocked to find his daughter’s idol on a website called “Dirty Teens”. “I usually go there to read the articles and look at ads. I’m not dirty or nuthin. But when I saw her looking back at me with no clothes on…I mean, I’m sure under those sheets there’s nothing, I thought, ‘what is my daughter doing watching this tramp’?” Walt then explained how the shots of Anna Kournakova, in contrast, are tasteful pictures of her cotton underwear as she runs to make an overhand smash are taken by the paperazzi and not consentual.

“When someone like her or Mia Hamm are in a photo like that, it’s not like they did it purposely. It’s just the media taking advantage. Not that I look at those. I was trying to punch the monkey and win a prize on that site.”

Miley apologized to her fans saying that she didn’t mean to upset the gentle, two-faced nature of America’s WASP population. “I really should have just done the first photo, which was me in a burka with my head covered…but my dad [Billy-Ray] said it might seem like I was some Mid-East supporting anti-American.”

Copies of Hannah Montana show photos with up-skirt photos of her during a show can be seen on any site that Walt frequents, or sometimes on TMZ.com. Check out http://www.lazygirls.info/Miley_Cyrus for something REALLY outrageous. Namely…the double standard.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20195785,00.html

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McCain, Iraq War, and the Al Qaeda

Senator John McCain has decided to simplify his description of the enemy in Iraq by making names easier to read. This being an attempt to attract support from voters who may be on the fence after Obama wins the Democratic Primary. (You know he’s gonna win, so lets stop wasting precious space talking about Hillary.)

McCain wants the less intelligent fans of his opponent to feel a sense of connection to the ‘white man’ when he speaks, thereby drawing on the fringe who will not vote on color, which is what most of Obama supporters are doing.

In an effort to be ‘Down with Change!!’ (an ironically positive expression from the masses), Senator McCain has vowed, if elected, to make international discussions more friendly and understandable for those normally concerned with World Federation Wrestling, having enough money to drink on friday, and affording 22″ chrome rims without blowing their Section 8 housing status.

This collosal undertaking will be simply acheived by taking words with the letter ‘Q’ and replacing it with the letter ‘K’. Places and peoples names with the seeming unnecessary letter ‘E’ will be replaced by the letter ‘Y’ or just dropped all together. Henceforth, Al Qaeda would be spelled ‘Al Kayda’, and Iraq would be spelled ‘Irak’.

- WooF

Buster Boy

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