Mars Spacecraft Lands, No Immediate Sign Of Total Recall Film
In what can only be a disappointment for NASA, the Spacecraft Phoenix landed on the surface of Mars today after a 10 month, 400 million mile journey and saw no remnants of Douglas Quaid or anything from the movie Total Recall.
Barry Goldstein, program manager for this Mars mission and obvious Jew was quoted as saying, “While it’s a great success that the spacecraft made it to the Martian surface, there were no immediate signs of an underground slum or air machines that would have kept people alive in such an underground environment. We are still hopeful to find, in deeper analysis of soil samples and arctic ice, Quato or Douglas Quaid. Also, I am a Jew. L’Chaim!”
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was quick to defend the mission. “It is true that part of the $65 million production cost of Total Recall involved flying us to Mars and making this underground city. I still cant believe that IMDB only ranks this Philip K. Dick story 57/100. Welcome to the party, Richter.”
Over the next weeks, soil samples will be collected by the Phoenix spacecraft and heated to 1800 degrees to perform spectrum-analysis of the soil samples for any signs of the building blocks of life, water that once was in liquid form, or anything left behind by Vilos Cohaagen.
“I am hopeful that this mission will find my missing 43 IMDB points,” the Governor of California mumbled before tearing off his shirt, flexing out his freakishly large body and running off with his masculine looking wife.
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Tags: Mars, Schwarzenegger, Spacecraft, Total Recall